Dillon's SAW #2

Welcome back to Dillon's SAW(Story A Week)! Last week we had the first and I truly and honestly HATED it. I went back to a writing prompt website today to find a prompt and it came up with this;

"The story is of death with a movie double as the main character and a receipt as the plot device. Set this in a laundromat."

And to this I say,

Fuck
That
Shit

No. That is ri-god-damn-diculous. No. SO! Instead, I came up with my own idea. This week, expect my new story of whimsical adventure that is awesome:

What Lurks in the Dark

How awesome will it be?

At Least This Awesome