Assassinate your Thursday 09 June 2011

THIS PRACTICE MADE ME FEEL LIKE

YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA

So any fucking way this is how the whole shit went down. We didn't win a single fucking match. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING MATCH. I don't know what the whole deal is with using smoke bombs offensively, if someone knows please enlighten me because I'm getting tired of the shit. Not only that, it seems like everyone not on our team had the spirit of a fucking eagle and x-ray vision because even if you were completely covered and they didn't have Templar Vision they could still spot you in a perfectly good group of people. I was so sick of this game at the time of writing that I literally wish I had e. coli or something. Fuck everything.

FUCK

THIS

GAME

FOREVER

A Week of Practice! 03-06 May 2011

This is me at Cinco de Mayo!

Yes.

On to practice!

Isn't this a shitty fucking picture? I think so. Oh well.

Fuck yeah, we won!

Another awful picture. You can't even see our scores.

We were 1 for 4 on Tuesday and that's just fucking gay, especially since we took some time out to legitimately practice on a couple maps. It has become apparent that our lack of teamwork and strategy is showing. We have decided that the only way to become better isn't necessarily on a personal skill level (although that would help) is to have unique and independent strategies that are specific to each map and each spawn.

We are awesome!

More awesome!

I can't believe AC:B is actually working!

4 for 4! We're generally pretty good at this game but I think we would benefit from increased teamwork, map strategies similar to Halo and better pairing and cohesion. The targeting system in this game blows.

Assassinate your Thursday: 03 March 2011

I know I that I usually post these the day after practice but I'm not the only one who's late:


Irony



Look we won!

Look, we won again!

We're on fire!

What did you expect?

In short we're fucking awesome. Later, nerds. Okay, so I have one complaint and that is synergy. We don't wait for focus kills and we don't go for the big kill streaks, we compete with each other more or less for points instead of thinking about the team score. This is an issue that needs to be addressed if we're gonna make tourneys.